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In "Ape Canyon" a lone Bigfoot (North America's Greatest Lover) roams the forests of the Pacific Northwest. He brings his gift of Red Hot Sasquatch Love to nature-loving ladies everywhere, whether they're hugging trees or simply camping and hiking.
Bored waitress Darcy (Clover Lutter) had one unforgettable encounter and now she wants more. Night and day, she combs the woods for Bigfoot, calling to him, reciting love poems, and yearning for the wild, hairy touch of the beast who can satisfy her better than any man.
Darcy's jealous husband Bill (Chris Henry) is also hot on the trail of Sasquatch, but he's coming with guns blazing. Time is running out for Bigfoot. Will Darcy win his heart before it's too late - or will the consequences of his untamed libido bring his wild ways to an explosive end?
"The finest Bigfoot rape-revenge flick ever made by people with WAY too much time on their hands.
"I loved it, of course."
--Joe Bob Briggs
Read the complete review at
"Ape Canyon is guaranteed to be the funniest Bigfoot-rape comedy you'll see this year. The fact that it is likely the only Bigfoot-rape comedy ever made shouldn't dampen your enthusiasm. I hardly ever laugh out loud at movies, even when I find them funny, but Ape Canyon had me guffawing-literally, I was sitting around guffawing-even after repeated screenings. Although filmed with a hand-held camera on almost no budget, it features some of the best ensemble comedy acting I've ever seen. Within the first few seconds, the film's infectious silliness overwhelmed me with the force of a sexual assault by Sasquatch."
--Jim Goad, author of "The Redneck Manifesto"
Read his interview with "Ape Canyon" director Jon Olsen at
Joe Bob Briggs:
Chris Henry, Clover Lutter, Anna McGriff, Ryan Burns, Melissa Hannum, Jon Fisher
Arlene's Grocery Picture Show 2004 in NYC.
Streaming video trailer