The Female-To-English Dictionary

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About the author:
The very wise and learned Doctor Nick Shoveen, Ph.D. has been offering unsolicited relationship advice to men for many years. Although it has been difficult to verify his entire background, this publisher does know that he claims to have received his Ph.D. from renowned, allegedly one of the San Fernando Valley's foremost online schools.

Magic Lamp Press has also learned that prior to his release, the doctor ran a Persian rug concession at a now-defunct Fedco store in Van Nuys, California.

Well-known yachtsman/author Gene Grossman worked several years translating Doctor Shoveen's pencil-written manuscript from Farsi.

The good doctor currently resides in room 37-a of the Old Bangkok General Medicine House, where he quite often recuperates from serious wounds received in violent feminist attacks after his public appearances.

Upon his recovery this time, the doctor will continue with his speaking engagements, frequently sponsored by many of the various Gentlemen's Clubs of America, and a hoped-for appearance on the basic cable Man's Show.

Watch for him in your town, unless you reside in one of the municipalities that have requested the doctor to never return... and note that his latest books are now available: Meeting Women: A Guide to Approaching and Getting Acquainted with a New Female, and How to be a Porno Producer.

You can purchase them from through Dr.Shoveen's website at

The Female-To-English Dictionary

An Annotated Guide To Interpreting & Manipulating The Female Thought Process

Authored by Nick Shoveen

Unlike many other books that merely provide male definitions for a list of words and phrases like 'fine,' and 'if that's what you really want,' Doctor Shoveen goes behind the words that many women use, to reveal the hidden meanings, their very private thought processes, and how an alert male can use these utterances as a form of verbal ju-jitsu, absorbing their force, and turning them back towards the female.

Successful use of the Shoveen method of verbal self-defense levels the playing field and gives men a chance to survive in a relationship. It can also assist in molding female behavior into a palatable form that is more easily tolerated.

Publication Date:
1882629116 / 9781882629114
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Binding Type:
US Trade Paper
Trim Size:
5.25" x 8"
Black and White
Related Categories:
Family & Relationships / Love & Romance

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