What Women Really Mean

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About the author:
The very wise and learned Doctor Nick Shoveen, Ph.D. has been offering unsolicited relationship advice to men for many years. Although it has been difficult to verify his entire background, this publisher does know that he claims to have received his Ph.D. from renowned PacoimaUniversity.com, allegedly one of the San Fernando Valley's foremost online schools.

Magic Lamp Press has also learned that prior to his release, the doctor ran a Persian rug concession at a now-defunct Fedco store in Van Nuys, California.

Well-known yachtsman/author Gene Grossman worked several years translating Doctor Shoveen's pencil-written manuscript from Farsi.

The good doctor currently resides in room 37-a of the Old Bangkok General Medicine House, where he quite often recuperates from serious wounds received in violent feminist attacks after his public appearances.

Upon his recovery this time, the doctor will continue with his speaking engagements, frequently sponsored by many of the various Gentlemen's Clubs of America, and a hoped-for appearance on the basic cable Man's Show.

Watch for him in your town, unless you reside in one of the municipalities that have requested the doctor to never return... and note that his latest books are also now available: See the covers on the next page.

What Women Really Mean

Translating & Understanding What Women Say... and How to Properly Deal With Them

Authored by Dr. Nick Shoveen Ph.D.

In religion, there are seven deadly sins that everyone must deal with sooner or later:

In relationships, there are five deadly questions that every guy must deal with sooner or later:
Does this dress make my ass look fat?
How many women have you slept with?
Should I get a boob job?
Do you think I'd make a good prostitute?
How the hell do I get her to sign the pre-nup?

Forget about Dr. Phil, Wayne, Laura, Dr. Ruth, and all of the other relationship gurus: read this book and learn how to maintain control of your own personal situation.

Publication Date:
1448668336 / 9781448668335
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Binding Type:
US Trade Paper
Trim Size:
5.25" x 8"
Black and White
Related Categories:
Social Science / Feminism & Feminist Theory

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