Honey B., The Suite Life

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About the author:
Kathleen K. has created a library of Private Publications available at KathleenKBooks.com.

Kirkus Indie Reviews rates her dissection of misplaced faith in Stainless Mary (August 2012): "a witty and wise read, especially for fans of tough-minded heroines."

Kathleen K.'s eclectic collection features narrative fiction centered on family life in The Lent Hand (Adventures in Beach Town Towing), literate erotica (The Lunarium) and the counterculture fictional memoir of Stoner with a Boner (It's a Long Story).

Transplanted to the Pacific Northwest from the Great Lakes basin, Kathleen K is a product of the small press/poetry culture with a background in alternative publishing. Her vivid use of language captures characters while life itself provides the twists and turns.

Her non-fiction book Sweet Talkers (Words from the Mouth of a Pay-to-Say Girl) is the true chronicle of a phone-sex business, now considered a cult classic. Intended for the rowdier reader, the third edition of Sweet Talkers celebrates the 25th Anniversary of the business that inspired it.

The rest of her work is make-believe. She makes you believe she's a tow truck driver who falls in love with a shattered family. She makes you believe she's a grocer with an after-hours fondness for pot and sex. She makes you believe she's an accountant hijacked in her car after work and ordered: You, Drive North.

Kathleen K. drops readers into situations as diverse as the world of Honey B., Sexual Consultant, and of Baby Girl Battersea, fatherless heir to a family fortune in the clutches of her selfish uncle. These books are not linked by theme or genre, this is a rich collection of all-age and adults-only offerings comprising decades of production.

Visit KathleenK.com -- all-age family life fiction.

Adults only visit KathleenK.xxx -- bedside readers for the adult mind. Not suitable for some. Appreciated by others. [Not your mommy's porn.]

Sharp dialog, elegant prose and a sassy attitude give the audience credit for reading between the lines. Consistently praised for her ability to capture tone and emotion, Kathleen K. is a strong voice in contemporary fiction.

Becoming available for the first time in print and e-book format, these Private Publications are varied in topic but easily identifiable as Words Arranged by Kathleen K.

Honey B., The Suite Life

Authored by Kathleen K.

Honey B., The Suite Life, is narrated by an old pro. This first book of three introduces Honey B. as a savvy call girl who serves the desires of others to please herself.

KIRKUS REVIEW: An educational, arousing read about a woman who could be paid to do almost anything... and like it.

...a competent, novelized version of hard-core erotica.

by Kirkus Reviews Oct. 2012

Honey B. considers it her destiny to have a rich full life by challenging the imaginations of people looking for trouble. She doesn't chase down married men and force them to sleep with her; she confines her amorous antics to those who volunteer to trade something of value for something they want.

What do they want? Therein lies the rub. How do you make a fantasy come true? She adapts to the mood of the moment, being schooled by these dreamers and schemers in the art of seduction which starts first with convincing yourself you have a chance. With Honey, you don't need charm but you better have manners.

She's both earnest and sardonic, plain speaking when needed. She arranges complicated erotic scenarios as easily as she slips into rented rooms for a quick kiss and tickle. Knowing her customers are anxious in these special circumstances, she liberates them from expectation. They can be free with her, once they've paid the price.

Kathleen K. presents bedside readers for the adult mind that are not suitable for some, appreciated by others. In this trilogy we follow Honey from the Suites to her life as a Sexual Consultant and, finally, as an Erotic Advisor. This is not your mommy's porn. This is business, sex business, a truer-than-true tale of commercial satisfaction.

This is written for literate grown folk; amateur readers may not be amused.

KathleenK.xxx for the rowdier reader.

Publication Date:
1477635033 / 9781477635032
Page Count:
Binding Type:
US Trade Paper
Trim Size:
5.25" x 8"
Black and White
Related Categories:
Fiction / Erotica / General

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