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NAME: Thomas Duder
VIOLENCE LEVEL: S
Mad Marketing Machine - D, DF, F + Hard Slash
Leaps forward and snatches target into grabbed status before slashing downwards, doing a hard knockdown.
REDACTED - Charge B two seconds, F + Hard Slash
Counters projectiles, leaving them suspended in the air as a redacted bar for five seconds before unfreezing them. Projectile can now harm the opponent.
Skeletal Structure - F, D, DF, F + Light Slash
A hard, fast shoulder tackle. Phases through projectiles. Can stagger opponent for two seconds if unguarded. Does no chip damage.
Lyrical Combination - Tap Light Slash multiple times
Throws a never-ending combination of punches and kicks that strikes high, mid, and low. Does no chip damage, doesn't guard break.
DO A BARREL ROLL! - Charge B two seconds, F + Kick
Does a barrel roll drop kick. Guard break, knockdown.
www.thepenismysword.com - wraps the opponent up within their own shadow, keeping them locked in place and struggling as he bombards them with awesome poetry, original song lyrics, video game overviews, short stories and novellas of excessive, over-the-top violent action and cohesive, entertaining storylines.
Finishes with a massive elbow drop directly to the top of the skull.
Hailing from the 80's with a combination of throwbacks, shoutouts, and awesome homages, Thomas Duder seeks only to entertain others with some of the best over-the-top action sequences he can muster. Multi-talented (i.e. - lacks focus), he is currently focusing on his long-time and favored love: writing over-the-top action sequences and doing all the fun (i.e. - boring and woefully inefficient) things that accompany being an indie author and publisher.
Did we mention his love of over-the-top action sequences? Yeah. Just DIGS 'em, yo.
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS MEAT!"
"I'm going to choke you freakin' OUT!"
"I AM THE SHAKESPEARE OF SLAM, THE MASTER OF LITERARY VIOLENCE, THE INNOVATOR OF NOVELLA DEVASTATION!"
Taboo 1: Where's The Beef?
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It's raining catgirls, the Shopkeepers are pissed, and life has just gotten complicated for Agent Maxwell, the newest member of the "Spook Squad," the FBI unit that polices the various supernatural events that plagues this city of tomorrow.
Not only must he babysit the cantankerous and volatile Shopkeepers, but he must learn the ins and outs of Neo-LA before it finishes what Detroit started!
- Publication Date:
- Apr 04 2013
- 1482520958 / 9781482520958
- Page Count:
- Binding Type:
- US Trade Paper
- Trim Size:
- 5.5" x 8.5"
- Black and White
- Related Categories:
- Fiction / Action & Adventure