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About the author:
When Jim Falkenstein discovered gravity 3 days before Mister Issac Newton, he thought it was a coincidence. But when he also discovered America 1 month before Christopher Columbus and the Atom Bomb 2 weeks before Robert Oppenheimer, he knew that space monkeys were stealing his thoughts and giving them to famous people.
That is why he hikes the trails. Everyone know that space monkeys hate trails. Jim likes to hike around and think of things that haven't yet happened. Some might call it "making things up," but he thinks of it as, "remembering things differently."
When Jim isn't hiking he likes to dig holes in his yard and scream at his clothes.
Trail Dummies - An L.A. Trail Guide
An L.A. trail guide for the casual hiker. Even if you're not a hiker, there is some funny shit and some stories in this guide, so it's really almost a novel. (I've told my mom I wrote a novel so she won't be disappointed in me, just go with it) And, if you have no friends, this guide will be your friend! It's a light-hearted guide with a lot of sarcasm, but makes sure you know how to get to the trail - park - and get back to your car at the end of the day .
We are not hard core hikers, we're soft core hikers... wait, that sounded dirty. I'm just saying that a 5 hour hike is really our max.
The guide mixes information with entertainment and covers Los Angeles County. Is it comprehensive? Hell no. There are like a bazillion trail in L.A. Is it fun? Hell yes. We only do fun trails. Will it give you some ideas for a hike next weekend? Abso-freakin-lutely!
Hiking is fun, this guide is fun, go out and have some fun!
- Publication Date:
- 1503370283 / 9781503370289
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- Binding Type:
- US Trade Paper
- Trim Size:
- 6" x 9"
- Full Color
- Related Categories:
- Humor / Topic / Sports