So... This is Awkward

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So... This is Awkward

Authored by Dr Timothy Tuttlesmith

Timothy Tuttlesmith, a scientist, Oxford graduate, and general nerd, moves to New York and sets his sights on finding the girl of his dreams. Unfortunately he is not very good at girls, or cities, or America for that matter, and this book follows his bizarre journey as he dives down the rabbit hole of online dating.

Things quickly spiral out of control when he makes the surprising discovery that quite a lot of girls want to be tied up and spanked, and that he also quite enjoys tying them up and spanking them. Timothy re-tells the funniest and sexiest highlights of his kinky dating shenanigans, but presents his stories in an honest and non-idealised fashion (with plenty of English self deprecation thrown in too). Composed entirely of true stories this book also tackles some of the prejudices and myths that surround the subject of BDSM, and provides interesting snapshots of the diverse personalities that Timothy encounters on his adventures.

Through a process of trial and error, (emphasis on the error), Timothy becomes adept at seducing ladies who want to fulfil their submissive fantasies. Distilled from over 40 different dates these stories can teach both genders a few lessons that can't be found in any dating self help guide. However, the true romantic connection Timothy craves proves to be a lot harder to tie down, and requires skills that aren't printed in any bondage manual.

All these dates drive explorations of the city's many different neighbourhoods, and eventually Timothy begins to feel at home wandering down New York's steaming avenues. As we follow his twists and turns it often seems like the girl of his dreams is hovering just around the next corner, but will he ever catch up with her in time?

Publication Date:
1515329437 / 9781515329435
Page Count:
Binding Type:
US Trade Paper
Trim Size:
5.25" x 8"
Black and White
Related Categories:
Family & Relationships / Dating

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