Swanky Panky's Crazy Wisdom, $3.95

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Authored by Joshua "Jammer" Smith

A man named Elvis is waiting for a date when a clown enters the bar and tells everyone they can attain "Wisdom" from a man named Swanky Panky for only $5 American.

Elvis, along with everyone at the bar, decides to take a chance, and at the parking garage across the street they find three rings and a strange man who carries a bucket of bells and an empty chest. Once Swanky's been paid Elvis and the crowd sit down and Swanky summons people from his bucket and his chest who tell strange and weird and wonderful and horrible stories.
A man is haunted by an invisible rat, a lesbian porn star is inspired by a light-bulb, a man named Dr. Pepper is harassed by a lunatic named Mountain Dew, a man made of molecules dances, a young woman struggles with a can opener, a sun falls in love and has her heartbroken, a redneck wins glory everlasting in a contest against a rattlesnake, and these are just some of the endless tales that offer Swanky's Wisdom.

Between the acts of the show Elvis meets some of the people in the garage with him, but it's a man named Atlas that leaves a distinct impression. Elvis talks with Atlas, and even with Swanky Panky himself, and with the stories from the show Elvis finds his wisdom and has to decide what it will mean for the rest of his life.


Publication Date:
2017-08-02
ISBN/EAN13:
1548860573 / 9781548860578
Page Count:
234
Binding Type:
US Trade Paper
Trim Size:
6" x 9"
Language:
English
Color:
Black and White
Related Categories:
Fiction / General




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